Health Care Comedy - Parody Song + Speech

so many incredible speakers how do you have you round that off especially last

to hear Jimmy and Jerry so leave it to an introvert Swede so I'm maybe the the

most serious guy in the crowd so I thought that since we've been doing the

usual or thirteen seminars it's time to stop doing the usual and everyone's

already said all the serious stuff so I'm off the book I heard some good

quotes and it just brought to mind one one of mine it's a Mark Twain he says

what gets us in trouble is not what we don't know it's what we know for sure

that just ain't so and everything that we stand for in nutrition response

testing and that we know all those medical myths every one of those is

stuff that just aims so

once once we learn this this technology and once we get to certainty we we get

into practice and we really start feeling good it becomes fun to practice

you have you have confidence so I'm just going to share one one quick clinical

story I just had three weeks ago a guy comes in he's 40 years old he's working

at Starbucks and he for 10 months he hasn't been able to lift the milk jugs

anymore so he had some hernia surgery and three

months after that his biceps muscles started work stopped working

on both sides and he went to Emory of Atlanta which is like the Mayo Clinic of

or John Hopkins of Atlanta the prestigious where they know everything

and they did the workup and they spent at least $30,000 to determine that he

had not did not have ALS they ran all the diagnostics the nerve conduction

studies he had severe degeneration and inflammation and then he said you know

this started just a few months just a short while after those surgeries do you

think scars could have something to do with it and I tested him for blocking

sure enough it was blocked two scars and then I tested his biceps muscles and on

the left side it held just a tiny little bit I could push it down with with two

fingers on the right side I could push his biceps down with one pinky finger

and then I put some wheat germ oil in his hand and the muscle was rock-solid

and he has gone almost a year spent $30,000 and here we have tools that can

do what no one else in there that's powerful so take take that with

you and know that you can do things no one else can so big that's enough of the

serious and we want to give some some recognitions here everyone said such

beautiful works I'm not gonna spend a whole lot of time we all know pretty

Yulin is is a legend he is a genius so thank you and I'm on all my classmates

we have seen such incredible changes such transformation so it's really

heartwarming and I some people say they can even see them in me but I think that

the single greatest transformation that we have seen so far would have to be dr.

Brad when I met the guy about a year ago he could barely form a complete sentence

you would ask him the simplest question and he would just bite your head off you

ask him can I do this is that no and is this a good idea

he says duplicate and now just look at the guy in less than a year

a drill sergeant to a teddy bear in that short time that has to be the greatest

transformation I swear yesterday I saw a small child

showing him love and affection so kidding aside he's one of the smartest

guys I've ever come across so not only does he know all the answers but he has

14 different answers for every question and he has also 14 different

personalities so to continue the not doing the usual seems I can do this with

shaking hands

I just thought I'd sum up what what we've learned here and and what

everything we do is about some people think the food is donut sincere when you

mentioned vegetables they think you're queer low-fat dairy and Marjorie and I

broke those sodas with half a they eat 16 tons of pizza here that much sugar

climbs through the stratosphere but no need to worry simply calculate an extra

shot of insulin to combat

my neighbor is a healthy guy he's quick to say sit eight to 11 grains and

starches everything his low-fat cookies go in the electric cart provided for

free at the local wall after 16 thousand cans of Mountain Dew

he lost all his teeth he can no longer - says it's not a problem because you see

his health plan pays for sugar intravenously he says his wife is

grateful for her excellent health and how she can't contribute to her surgeons

well they just removed her spleen and after that good deed they cut out up

some more parts that she didn't they took her gallbladder out and half a

dozen toes every month there's more of which they can dispose she says that her

kidneys won't be a missed since Medicare pays for her dialysis now if you think

this sounds crazy then there is still hope then we can teach the people to lay

off the dope I think people are tired of drugs and knives they're willing to

change now to save their lives they're asking us if there is some

recovery sorry they're asking us if there is some discovery that possibly

could aid in their recovery we tell them with a straight face that

the Cure is complete it's an ancient secret all the veggies

Wow